Guys, guys, guys! See this? This is hilarious.

Why Dragon Age is awesome:

You get to tell a wide eyed idealistic young king about how you killed a nobleman's son for trying to rape your cousin and you fiancée if you're a City Elf.

His reaction will always be priceless. 

Attention cat owners of my f-list! Be very careful if you leave your computer turned on around them. They may download child porn into your computer.

You have been warned.

Seriously now, how stupid do you have to be to think that excuse would actually work?

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Awesome candidate to world leader, that guy.